"I like poems, but not weird poems, you know?"
"...ohhh - that's a nice phone, though. [...] If you don't mind me asking, is it better?"
"One hundred dollar question. Which of these states has no Pacific coast line?"
"National Running Associaton?"
Earlier today, Javas sold me a day-old bagel. It was very hard. It was quiet in Javas. The workers moved slowly. The clock was thirty minutes slow. I also bought a banana.
In 1961 Piero Manzoni canned and sold his own shit 90 times.